Failed Pick Up Lines

Okay another issue that tends to include alcohol is pickup lines
from the ones that actually work (the oh so rare) to the stupid/ lame and just embarrassing to hear we've all heard or used them these are some memorable ones...

The lame...
1. You make my software turn to hardware!
2.My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
3.Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

The funny...
1. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Ones no one would go for/ no one gets...
1. You're ugly but you intrigue me
2.Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
3. You smell like new shoes
4.Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

seriously pick up the game!

The ones that just make you feel sorry for them...
1. I'm easy. Are you?

and the ones that could possibly work...if only for a few minutes..and if only for them to laugh at you...
1. I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
2. Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Gwadalumpe?

but honestly boys in my opinion they don't work
the girls may laugh
but then think your a tool and never go near you again...its true
even if your drinking
restrict your use of the dreaded pickup lines as they can be...to say the least horrible!